Saturday, 6 October 2012

WHY DID THE FOREIGNER CROSS THE ROAD?

To get to the other side!
The better question to ask is... HOW did the foreigner cross the road?
With motorbikes, buses, taxis and cars zipping by in every directions with apparently no laws 5 east steps!
1. Accept the fact that this is the only way to cross the road or you will be stuck on the wrong side forever!
2. Look both ways, even on 1 way streets! Find a pocket, 2 seconds between 2 vehicles nearest you.
3. Have no fear and step in with swagger and DON'T STOP or TURN BACK!
4. Ignore ALL horns since everyone always honks, accept you will not be hit and walk straight NO bee lines!
5. Arrive on the other side, check that the curb slab on the other side is not wobbly or about to fall into a swer, thank your Deity of choice, and continue on!

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